![]() But they must also find that long-lost castaway player from the 90s, who uses phrases such as “da bomb” and thinks that Cindy Crawford is the epitome of beauty. ![]() In this way, they will win the game and escape from the world of Jumanji. Our quirky quartet have to battle huge rhinos, vast hippos, horrible snakes and a sinister baddie to restore a magic jewel to an occult statue. There are amusing scenes in which Shelly must get used to urinating with a penis, and deal with those moments in which one’s penis can give away private emotional turmoil. But most traumatised is Bethany, who finds that Professor Shelly is a man – a portly, cowardly scientist played by Jack Black. Spence finds that he inhabits the body of man-mountain Dwayne Johnson, who rather sweetly impersonates someone who thinks of himself as a seven-stone weakling. Martha finds that she is now a total babe, played by Karen Gillan. To his chagrin, Fridge finds that his body belongs to a quiveringly diminutive guy, played by querulous, panicky Kevin Hart. ![]() And then, wham: they are spirited into this Inception-ary world: a vast, threatening jungle landscape.
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